Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Post Maine. No Fun(g wah). Love me tender typsies?



Some of my darling companions have taken quite the interest in making sure my current life-drama doesn't take me down the drain. (July: the apocalypse comes early... in the form of rain, bad horoscopes, wretched family affairs, crumbling relationships, and failed autonomy.*) But, considering I was starting to employ tactics from a Kate Bornstein book, I am glad they made the effort.

[But check out Kate Bornstein. I saw this lovey when she came to Sar-Lar.]





On the left: What my ladybird-lovies recommend. Food that is soothing and healthy. IMAGINE (organic) that!

On the right: What my best misters recommend. "I am vengeance, I am the night." Nostalgia Critic approves this animated series.


WHAT GOOD KARMA RECOMMENDS:




Today, after hustling all over the East Village distributing magazines (like a pro. I have the friendly-face down, son), Managing Editor Marwood told me to: WRITE A REVIEW FOR THE WEBSITE of, as seen above, "We Make Magazines: Inside the Independents." I will not say more on the subject, as not to spoil my review.

I should also mention that I am a tool and would seem far more slick if I pulled the whole: "Yeah, you know. My suave filangies pound out these reviews like nothin'. No big. I'm a writer. S'what I do."

But. I'm too fetally-thrilled.





Unfortunately, my attempts to write are being sabotaged.





These critters have been shrieking for the past half hour.
Because they delight in the vibrations of their own vocal chords.
& my suffering.

Note
: My moodring is blue, which should represent a state of relaxation.
Moodrings = lying scamsies. But retro.



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*Only 2, 3, and 5 apply directly to me. 1 applies to anyone in Maine. 4 has mostly to do with one of my favorite ladybirds and best misters... for better or worse.

1 comment:

  1. Moodring is quite pretty if not accurate. Does the fact that mine changes colors like a cuttlefish imply that i'm bipolar, tripolar or even quadpolar? I don't know but I enjoy the colors (translation: oooh! pretty colors!)

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