deth b4 papr jam

"what a clever/forever idea!"

Q: What could be better than a wittironic tattoo?
A: Aging gracefully without permanent, bold regrets on the flesh?

Is there a way to have the best of both worlds? Can we indulge in that fantasy of a massive inktopus engulfing our torsos or a collection of mustaches permanently fixed on our fingers without waking up a few decades later and mourning the loss of our ink-free flesh? How will we be kool kiddz without pissing off our parents? What happens when we've used up all our skin-space and have no more room for that "narwhal-having-tea-with-Nader" tat for which we have always yearned?

Solutions:

(DON'T RUB ME, IT'S FAKE)


(NEEDLE TARGET)


(DEATH BEFORE PAPER JAM)

IN CONCLUSION:
commemorate those poignant life-moments with permanence, but before you decide to spend the rest of your life with a connect-the-dots giraffe -- fake tattoos.

Tattoo Art & Design
edited by: viction: ary